BAR-K-R RANCH
186 OAK ESTATES ROAD
POTTSBORO, TX 75076
PHONE 903-786-9457
 
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The BAR-K-R ranch is located 6 miles west of Pottsboro just beyond Hwy 996 at the junction of Cook's Corner Road, Georgetown Road and Oak Estates Road.

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
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How do you get a man to do situps?
Put the remote control between his toes


What do men consider housecleaning?
Lifting their feet so you can vacuum under them


How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head


What do men consider a 7 course meal?
A hotdog and a six pack of beer


How does a man change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows - we've never seen it done!


How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a) 1 - men will screw just about anything
b) 5 - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it


Why is it good that there are women astronauts?
So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions


How can you tell if a man is excited?
He's breathing


How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach every time a bikini goes by


What do men consider foreplay?
Half an hour of begging


How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares???


Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
Because they can understand them